It is a cruel joke of nature that Steve-O and Chris Pontius outlived the Crocodile Hunter. Really. Not fair. And if you think that's a rude thing to say, you clearly haven't seen Wildboyz. It's basically a nature show that hasn't slept in five or six months. All. Out. Mayhem.

If you thought Jackass was brutal, check this out: Steve-O has been stung by scorpions and Chris Pontius has been attacked by a wild jaguar and bitten by a black bear. As a duo, the Wildboyz have lured angry lions with raw meat, tempted great white sharks in full-body seal costumes and used Steve-O as bait (hook firmly in cheek) in a hammerhead fishing expedition. Mental.

Knowing all that, it's easy to imagine how these two sociopaths ransack every half hour of reality TV that they touch. Watch as they're dropped into exotic locales where they embrace local customs, native inhabitants (whether they like it or not) and indigenous animal species. Between riding unwilling animals, eating them and just marveling at the size of their balls, Steve-O and Chris Pontius prove, time and time again, that they're all the way out of their minds.

But don't worry. They're not out there alone. In case of emergency, the boys have a few friends on hand. First off, there's Jackass director and Dickhouse Production co-creator Jeff Tremaine. Then there's cameraman Dimitry Elyashkevich, although he has his hands full for obvious reasons. And then there's animal genius Manny Puig, but he (like fellow walk-ons David Hasselhoff, Method Man and Three 6 Mafia) is only around once in a while. And finally there's Johnny Knoxville and Wee-Man, fellow Jackass alums who enjoy nothing more than seeing their friends suffer. Yeah. Again. Totally ridiculous that Steve-O and Chris Pontius aren't dead.

And now, not only are they alive, they're available on-demand, 24-hours-a-day, EVERY DAY. That means that there will never be a time, ever again, when you don't have immediate access to footage of a lion's penis. Now if that ain't American freedom, we don't know what is. Watch Wildboyz all the time, starting right now.